Finals Week Speech

It’s the final countdown,
final call
Final soft thud of my head against the wall
Full throttled abstention
Just one week to go
I’m google over-drive
And it’s starting to show

Click “Done”
“Exit Meeting”
Yes, i’d like to “Finish&Submit”
It’s not you monitor,
It’s me
But i’m calling it quits
We ought to stop seeing each other
Take a little time apart
Nature’s been flirting with me
And I think there’s a spark

Next,
I’d like to address the class,
All you capital letters
And voices
And jokesters in the chat
It saddens me to part our paths
I hope to see you around town
Then again,
I probably already have

I’d like to give an honorable mention to breakout room
#9 Together we have been through so much
I will miss you all dearly,
I don’t think I will ever again
share my screen so sincerely

Oh and just to get ahead of things,
A little PSA
For the foreseeable future,
No.
My google calendar is not up-to-date

So hold onto your zoom links
The jamboard can wait
I have a date with fresh air and
I’d hate to be late

Recent Articles

The Birds are coming back

Bird E-Scooters that students have been familiar with at California State University, Monterey Bay (CSUMB) were removed shortly after last year's commencement, and they...

Assassins at CSUMB

Have you ever considered becoming an assassin? If so, this may be an opportunity for you.  MB Assassin is a student-organized event at California State...

How “The Creator” sheds a new light on artificial intelligence

In today's day and age, technology is all around us. With technological advancements coming at an exponential rate, the conversation surrounding tech has also...

Related Articles